The Daily Post

nakedniceboy:

It has always been really easy for people to hate my guts.

I’ll be your friend

devilsinyourbloodstream:

but you were broken bad yourself 
you were mad as hell you felt 
if you had done anything with anyone else it would have worked out so well. [x]

(via yyoungruffian)

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via thewoman-thewomanwoman)

tastfulpornography asked: Hey, I'd love to see more of your new piercing :3

Thanks! Maybe I will when I get new jewellery

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via thewoman-thewomanwoman)